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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 8, 2006 4:18pm : Ïîäñëóøàíî â ÍüþÉîðêå |
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Íàïîðîëñÿ íà ñàéò, ðåøèë ïîäåëèòüñÿ.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Òàì ñîáèðàþòñÿ ñëó÷àéíî ïîäñëóøàíûå íà óëèöàõ ÍüþÉîðêà ôðàçû è äèàëîãè.
Âîò íåñêîëüêî èçáðàííûõ èç íàêîïëåííîãî çà ýòîò ìàðò:
Cop: How do you say "dog" in Spanish?
Starbucks guy: Perro.
Cop: Okay. How do you say "dog" in Mexican?
Starbucks guy: Usted es un idiota.
Teen girl #1: Okay. Maybe I'm, like, retarded for not knowing this, but...did you guys know that other countries have national anthems, too?
Teen girl #2: Duh! It's the same song, in different languages!
Girl #1: We have to turn right on this street.
Girl #2: But it's a one way...
Girl #1: Dude, we are walking!
Girl: Do you have any exciting plans for tonight?
Guy: No. Do you want to have a hot dog eating contest?
Girl: Not so much, since I'm a vegetarian.
Guy: I guess I win, then.
Old lady #1: Oh, how awful! You cut your dog's ears. How horrible! How'd you like to have your ears trimmed?
Old lady #2: I would.
Teen chick: You know, I really like vacuuming.
Teen guy: Ew. That's gross.
Teen chick: What? That I like to clean? I'm a woman...Isn't it my job?
Guy #1: Which one did you make out with?
Guy #2: I dunno, I can't tell the difference. Whichever one is Jessica.
Little girl: Ew, sex, gross!
Mother: Sex isn't gross. It's natural and it can be a very beautiful thing.
Little girl: You wouldn't say that if you heard what Eleanor told me.
Girl on cell: Can you hear me when I roll my eyes?
Chick on cell: It's a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can't use that refrigerator ever again.
Girl: I've never been blonde, like blonde. I had blonde roots once. |
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R.E.M Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 06.08.2005 : 508 : Novgorod The Great
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: , 8, 2006 4:53pm : |
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Teen girl: Do you like stroking my ears?
Teen guy: Do you like it when I stroke your ears?
Teen girl: That was one of the first things I noticed about you...that you were stroking my ears.
Teen guy: Yeah.
Teen girl: Have you done it to other girls before?
Teen guy: Wha?
Teen girl: I guess my boobs are really small, and you need something to grab on to.
Teen guy: ...Do you ever cook meat?
Teen girl: This one time the mother of the kids I nanny made me make them chicken nuggets. But she left raw chicken out on the corner, and I had to make them in the bag with the Shake N' bag, and I literally called my mother, like, sobbing, while I was shaking.
Teen guy: Whoa. That's sucks that she made you, like, compromise your, like...Yeah...Yo...
--A train
Ìîæíî â 2 ñëîâàõ ÷òî òóò íàïèñàíî. Ïûòàëñÿ ïðî÷èòàòü ñàì. Íåïîíÿë. Óøû, à ïîòîì ðåçêèé ïåðåõîä ê ìÿñó öûïëÿòàì, à ïîòîì åù¸ êòî ó êîãî-òî ñîñ¸ò. Ðàñòîëêóéòå ïëç. _________________ Íå ïîíåìàþ çà÷åì çëîñëîâèòü, åñëè õî÷åøü íàñîëèòü êîìó-íèáóäü, äîñòàòî÷íî ñêàçàòü î í¸ì êàêóþ-íèáóäü... ïðàâäó. |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 8, 2006 6:27pm : |
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Ìîæíî â 2 ñëîâàõ ÷òî òóò íàïèñàíî. Ïûòàëñÿ ïðî÷èòàòü ñàì. Íåïîíÿë. Óøû, à ïîòîì ðåçêèé ïåðåõîä ê ìÿñó öûïëÿòàì, à ïîòîì åù¸ êòî ó êîãî-òî ñîñ¸ò. Ðàñòîëêóéòå ïëç. |
Äà, òàêèå òåêñòû â øêîëå íà óðîêàõ ïåðåâîäèòü íå äàþò
Ä: Òåáå íðàâèòñÿ òðîãàòü ìîè óøè?
Ì: Òåáå íðàâèòñÿ êîãäà ÿ òðîãàþ òåáÿ çà óøè?
Ä: Ýòî áûëà ïåðâàÿ ÷åðòà êîòîðóþ ÿ çà òîáîé çàìåòèëà... ÷òî òû òðîãàåøü ìîè óøè.
Ì: Àãà
Ä: Òû äåëàë ýòî äðóãèì äåâî÷êàì äî ìåíÿ?
Ì: ׸?
Ä: Âèäèìî ìîè ñèñüêè ñëèøêîì ìàëåíüêèå, è òåáå íàäî çà ÷òî-òî äåðæàòüñÿ.
..... (âîçìîæíî òóò áûë ïåðåðûâ â ðàçãîâîðå èëè ïðîñòî âûêèíóòî íå îñîáî èíòåðåñíîå)
Ì: Òû êîãäà-íèáóäü ìÿñî ãîòîâèëà?
Ä: Îäíàæäû, ìàòü äåòåé ñ êîòîðûìè ÿ íÿíü÷èëàñü çàñòàâèëà ìåíÿ ïðèãîòîâèòü èì chicken nuggets. Íî îíà îñòàâèëà ñûðóþ êóðèöó íà ñòîëå è ìíå ïðèøëîñü åå ãîòîâèòü â ïàêåòå ñ Shake N' bag, è ÿ áóêâàëüíî çâîíèëà ñâîåé ìàòåðè, òèïà, âñõëèïûâàëà ïîêà òðÿñëà.
Ì: Âàó. Ýòî ãíóñíî ÷òî îíà çàñòàâèëà òåáÿ, òèïà, ñêîìïðîìåòèðîâàòü òâîå, òèïà.... Åååå.... ¨¸¸¸¸..
Íó ñ óøàìè ÿ äóìàþ âñå ïîíÿòíî? À âîò ïðî öûïëåíêà... Òóò î÷åíü ñëîæíî àäåêâàòíî ïåðåâåñòè.
chicken nuggets - ýòî êóñî÷êè êóðèöû. Ìàëåíüêèå êóñî÷êè ìÿñà ñ êîæèöåé âûâàëèâàþòñÿ â ñóõàðÿõ, à ïîòîì âàðÿòñÿ â ìàñëå. Èëè ïåêóòñÿ. Î÷åíü ïîïóëÿðíàÿ øòóêà â ìåñòíûõ çàáåãàëîâêàõ.
À âîò ÷òî òàêîå Shake N'bag ÿ ÷åñòíî ãîâîðÿ íå çíàþ. Ñóäÿ ïî êîíòåêñòó ÷òî-òî òàêîå ÷òî íóæíî òðÿñòè âî âðåìÿ ïðèãîòîâëåíèÿ. |
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Katen'ka Ïîñòîÿííûé ó÷àñòíèê
: 17.02.2006 : 87 : Las Vegas
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: , 9, 2006 7:12am : |
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Shake N'bag - ýòî ôèðìà - ïðîèçâîäèòåëü òåõ ñàìûõ ñóõàðåé. Õîòÿ, ìíå êàçàëîñü, ÷òî îíè íàçûâàþòñÿ Shake n'Bake. Ëèáî çäåñü îïå÷àòêà, ëèáî ÿ èõ íå ïðàâèëüíî íàçûâàëà |
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R.E.M Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 06.08.2005 : 508 : Novgorod The Great
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: , 10, 2006 3:15pm : |
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Íó, ñïàñèáî! ß âñ¸ ïåðåâ¸ë äî òèòåê ïåðåâ¸ë ïðàâèëüíî. ÷åñòíî ãîâîððÿ, êàê áóäåò "òèòüêè" ÿ íå çíàë. Ïîýòîìó ïåðåâåñòè íå ñìîã, íó, à ïîñëåäíåå "äåòÿ ìàòåðè ìîèõ äåòåé" ÿ óæ òî÷íî íå ìîã áû ïîíÿòü, ñëèøêîì íàâîðî÷åíî, ýòî íå ìîé óðîâåíü. Íî, íàäåþñü, äîðîñòó=) _________________ Íå ïîíåìàþ çà÷åì çëîñëîâèòü, åñëè õî÷åøü íàñîëèòü êîìó-íèáóäü, äîñòàòî÷íî ñêàçàòü î í¸ì êàêóþ-íèáóäü... ïðàâäó. |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 20, 2006 5:20pm : |
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Taco Bell Might Sue
Girl #1: I don't normally carry a bag of vomit with me as a weapon.
Girl #2: We should market that. |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 22, 2006 5:42pm : |
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Tourist lady #1: Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to the corner of Madison and Park?
Man: No such place. See, those streets run--
Tourist lady #2: Oh, he doesn't know. We just came from there, so let's just go back the way we came. |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 22, 2006 5:45pm : |
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Guy: Hey a six-legged lamb was born in Belgium over the weekend.
Girl: Are they sure it wasn't a four=legged spider?...I mean, a six-legged...I mean, a spider with wool? |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 22, 2006 5:56pm : |
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Chick: Let's go to the other wing. I'm not that interested in seeing the modern art.
Guy: Then why are we at the Museum of Modern Art?
À ýòî ñïåöèàëüíî äëÿ ïðîïàâøåãî:
Guy #1: Hall of psychics!
Guy #2: That says "physics". |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 24, 2006 5:01pm : |
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Yarmulke guy #1: Well, I mean, like for me one of the biggest issues was religiosity.
Yarmulke guy #2: So, was she more or less than you?
Yarmulke guy #1: Much less.
Yarmulke guy #2: Yeah?
Yarmulke guy #1: Let me just put it this way: two days after we broke up she was wearing pants.
Âîò èíòåðåñíî, ñìîãëà áû íàøà êëàññíàÿ àíãëè÷àíêà Òàòüÿíà Âàñèëüåâíà ïåðåâåñòè è îáúÿñíèòü äåòèøêàì ýòîò äèàëîã â äàëåêèõ 80-õ? |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 27, 2006 5:13pm : |
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Promoter guy: Hey, see a comedy show! Is your relationship in trouble? Humor will help
Girl: No, thanks.
Promoter guy: Your relationship's in trouble.
Girl: Yeah, like your career. |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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: , 28, 2006 4:41pm : |
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Dad: Do you think I want to talk about princesses 24 hours a day?
Little girl: No.
Dad: What do you think I want to talk about?
Little girl: Star Wars. |
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