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Ïðîãðàììèñò íàçâàë ñûíà âåðñèåé 2.0
Î÷åíü ñìåøíî!
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: , 2, 2004 5:41pm     :

Andrew ():
Ïðîãðàììèñò íàçâàë ñûíà âåðñèåé 2.0
Î÷åíü ñìåøíî!

ÏðèêîëüíîÓëûáêà
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: 21.01.2004
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Åñëè êòî-íèáóäü ñëóøàåò Ìàêñèìóì, òî åñòü çàáàâíûé ñàéò ñ Íóæäèêàìè...
http://home.ural.ru/%7Everico/#íóæäèêè
ìîæåò, ïîíðàâèòñÿ... Äóìàþ
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Olichka
Íîâè÷îê


: 21.01.2004
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: , 3, 2004 8:41am     : öèòàòû

à âîò åùå, ïî-ìîåìó, çàáàâíûå èçðå÷åíèÿ èç çîëîòîãî ôîíäà íàøèõ ïîëèòèêîâ, â ÷àñòíîñòè, ×åðíîìûðäèíà.

Âîò ìû òàì âñå ýòî áóðîâèì, ÿ èçâèíÿþñü çà ýòî ñëîâî, Ìàðêñîì ïðèäóìàííîå, ýòèì ôàíòàç¸ðîì.

È êòî áû ñåãîäíÿ íàñ íå ïðîâîöèðîâàë, êòî áû íàì íè ïîäêèäûâàë êàêèå-òî òàì
Èðàíû, Èðàêè è åù¸ ìíîãîå ÷òî - íå áóäåò íèêàêèõ. Hèêàêèõ íå áóäåò äàæå
ïîïîëçíîâåíèé, íàîáîðîò, âñÿ ðàáîòà áóäåò ñòðîèòüñÿ äëÿ òîãî, ÷òîáû óíè÷òîæèòü òî, ÷òî íàêîïèëè çà ìíîãèå ãîäû.

Ìû ïîìíèì, êîãäà ìàñëî áûëî âðåäíî. Òîëüêî ñêàçàëè - ìàñëà íå ñòàëî. Ïîòîì ÿéöà íàæàëè òàê, ÷òî èõ òîæå íå ñòàëî.

ß ìîãó ðàáîòàòü ñ Ñåëåçíåâûì, íî ñ ÷ëåíàìè îòäåëüíûìè - ÿ èõ â óïîð âèäåòü íå
ìîãó.

Âå÷íî ó íàñ â Ðîññèè ñòîèò íå òî, ÷òî íóæíî.

Hå íàäî óìàëÿòü ñâîþ ðîëü è ñâîþ çíà÷èìîñòü. Ýòî íå çíà÷èò, ÷òî íóæíî
ðàçäóâàòüñÿ çäåñü è, êàê ãîâîðÿò, òóò ìàõàòü, ðàçìàõèâàòü êîå-÷åì....

Ïðàâèòåëüñòâî - ýòî íå òîò îðãàí, ãäå, êàê ãîâîðÿò, ìîæíî îäíèì òîëüêî
ÿçûêîì...

Ó÷èòåëÿ è âðà÷è õîòÿò åñòü ïðàêòè÷åñêè êàæäûé äåíü!
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Olichka
Íîâè÷îê


: 21.01.2004
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: , 3, 2004 8:42am     : öèòàòû2

à íà ýòîé ïîäáîðêå âîîáùå çàùèòèòüñÿ ìîæíî Ñìåõ

http://www.oviont.ru/phrases.shtml?shift=1
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Andrew
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: 01.03.2003
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: , 3, 2004 10:32am     : Re: öèòàòû

Olichka ():
à âîò åùå, ïî-ìîåìó, çàáàâíûå èçðå÷åíèÿ èç çîëîòîãî ôîíäà íàøèõ ïîëèòèêîâ, â ÷àñòíîñòè, ×åðíîìûðäèíà.

Äà-à-à, ×åðíîìûðäèí! Î÷åíü ñìåøíî!
Äàæå íå âåðèòüñÿ, ÷òî îí íå ñïåöèàëüíî âñå ýòî âûäóìûâàåò Ñìåõ
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Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


: 01.03.2003
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: , 16, 2004 2:04pm     :

Àíäðåé ïðèñëàë, çà ÷òî åìó áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî! Ñìåõ
×èòàëè âìåñòå ñ Âèêîé – ñìåÿëèñü òàê æå äðóæíî âäâîåì Ñìåõ

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Ó ìåíÿ äóðàöêàÿ ïðèâû÷êà, íàáèðàòü âàííóþ ñèäÿ â íåé æå Óëûáêà Òàê âîò ÿ â÷åðà ïîøåë â âàííóþ è âêëþ÷èë âîäó. Íî âîäà ïîøëà èç äóøà - ðó÷êà íå áûëà ïîâåðíóòà. À òàê êàê âñÿ ñàíòåõíèêà â óáîãîì ñîñòîÿíèè, òî ãèäðàâëè÷åñêèì óäàðîì ðàçîðâàëî øëàíã îò äóøà è â ìåíÿ óäàðèëà ñòðóÿ ãîðÿ÷åé âîäû.

Íàäî ñêàçàòü, ÷òî ÿ áûë ðàçäåò óæå. ß òèõîíüêî øèïÿ, çàêðûë êðàí, ïîëåç âûêðó÷èâàòü øëàíã è ñëó÷àéíî ñïèõíóë ìûëüíèöó ñ ìûëîì çà ñòèðàëüíóþ ìàøèíêó, ïîä ðàêîâèíó. Ïðèøëîñü âûòàñêèâàòü ñòèðàëüíóþ ìàøèíêó èç ïîä ðàêîâèíû è ëåçòü çà ìûëîì, çàáûâ ïðî øëàíã. Íà ñòèðàëüíîé ìàøèíå ëåæàë ïîþùèé çàÿö (èãðóøêà ìîåé äî÷è). Ìíå ÷òîáû äîñòàòü ìûëüíèöó ïðèøëîñü ëå÷ü íà âûäâèíóòóþ ìàøèíêó è ÿ êàê ðàç ïîïàë ñâîèì ïðè÷èííûì ìåñòîì íà ýòîãî íåñ÷àñòíîãî çàéöà. Çàÿö èç-ïîä ìåíÿ óíûëî çàïåë:"Êîðîáêà ñ
êàðàíäàøàìè ...". ß èòàê ê ýòîìó ìîìåíòó áûë óæå íå îñîáî äîáðûé, à ïåñíÿ çàéöà ìåíÿ ïðîñòî âçáåñèëà.

×òîáû âûêëþ÷èòü çàéöà, íàäî íà íåãî åùå ðàç íàæàòü, à òàê êàê ÿ âñå åùå áûë "ïåðåãíóòûì" ÷åðåç ìàøèíó, òî áûñòðî âûêëþ÷èòü åãî ÿ ìîã òîëüêî òåìæå ìåñòîì êàêèì è âêëþ÷èë.  èòîãå ñ âîïëÿìè, òèïà:"Çàòêíèñü, ãàä ïóøèñòûé!" ÿ ñòàë íà íåì ýòèì ñàìûì ìåñòîì ïðûãàòü, ïûòàÿñü âûêëþ÷èòü è òóò çàøëà â âàííóþ æåíà... çàÿö çàòûêàåòñÿ, à ÿ âñêàêèâàþ ñ çàéöà ñ ìûëîì â ðóêàõ.

Íåìàÿ ñöåíà, à ïîòîì ôðàçà æåíû: "Òû áû çàêðûâàëñÿ ÷òî ëè , êîãäà çàíÿò".

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: , 16, 2004 2:08pm     :

Andrew ():
Àíäðåé ïðèñëàë, çà ÷òî åìó áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî! Ñìåõ
×èòàëè âìåñòå ñ Âèêîé – ñìåÿëèñü òàê æå äðóæíî âäâîåì Ñìåõ

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Ó ìåíÿ äóðàöêàÿ ïðèâû÷êà, íàáèðàòü âàííóþ ñèäÿ â íåé æå Óëûáêà Òàê âîò ÿ â÷åðà ïîøåë â âàííóþ è âêëþ÷èë âîäó. Íî âîäà ïîøëà èç äóøà - ðó÷êà íå áûëà ïîâåðíóòà. À òàê êàê âñÿ ñàíòåõíèêà â óáîãîì ñîñòîÿíèè, òî ãèäðàâëè÷åñêèì óäàðîì ðàçîðâàëî øëàíã îò äóøà è â ìåíÿ óäàðèëà ñòðóÿ ãîðÿ÷åé âîäû.

Íàäî ñêàçàòü, ÷òî ÿ áûë ðàçäåò óæå. ß òèõîíüêî øèïÿ, çàêðûë êðàí, ïîëåç âûêðó÷èâàòü øëàíã è ñëó÷àéíî ñïèõíóë ìûëüíèöó ñ ìûëîì çà ñòèðàëüíóþ ìàøèíêó, ïîä ðàêîâèíó. Ïðèøëîñü âûòàñêèâàòü ñòèðàëüíóþ ìàøèíêó èç ïîä ðàêîâèíû è ëåçòü çà ìûëîì, çàáûâ ïðî øëàíã. Íà ñòèðàëüíîé ìàøèíå ëåæàë ïîþùèé çàÿö (èãðóøêà ìîåé äî÷è). Ìíå ÷òîáû äîñòàòü ìûëüíèöó ïðèøëîñü ëå÷ü íà âûäâèíóòóþ ìàøèíêó è ÿ êàê ðàç ïîïàë ñâîèì ïðè÷èííûì ìåñòîì íà ýòîãî íåñ÷àñòíîãî çàéöà. Çàÿö èç-ïîä ìåíÿ óíûëî çàïåë:"Êîðîáêà ñ
êàðàíäàøàìè ...". ß èòàê ê ýòîìó ìîìåíòó áûë óæå íå îñîáî äîáðûé, à ïåñíÿ çàéöà ìåíÿ ïðîñòî âçáåñèëà.

×òîáû âûêëþ÷èòü çàéöà, íàäî íà íåãî åùå ðàç íàæàòü, à òàê êàê ÿ âñå åùå áûë "ïåðåãíóòûì" ÷åðåç ìàøèíó, òî áûñòðî âûêëþ÷èòü åãî ÿ ìîã òîëüêî òåìæå ìåñòîì êàêèì è âêëþ÷èë.  èòîãå ñ âîïëÿìè, òèïà:"Çàòêíèñü, ãàä ïóøèñòûé!" ÿ ñòàë íà íåì ýòèì ñàìûì ìåñòîì ïðûãàòü, ïûòàÿñü âûêëþ÷èòü è òóò çàøëà â âàííóþ æåíà... çàÿö çàòûêàåòñÿ, à ÿ âñêàêèâàþ ñ çàéöà ñ ìûëîì â ðóêàõ.

Íåìàÿ ñöåíà, à ïîòîì ôðàçà æåíû: "Òû áû çàêðûâàëñÿ ÷òî ëè , êîãäà çàíÿò".


Î÷åíü ñìåøíî! Î÷åíü ñìåøíî! Î÷åíü ñìåøíî! Î÷åíü ñìåøíî! Î÷åíü ñìåøíî!
Àðòåì
Ìîäåðàòîð


: 10.03.2003
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: Russia, Ufa

: , 16, 2004 3:41pm     :

Ïî ïîâîäó çàéöà.

Ñìåõ Ñìåõ Ñìåõ

Íó íåëüçÿ æå òàê ëþäåé ñìåøèòü! Óëûáêà
Doxx
US Patriot


: 14.06.2003
: 2082
: Ulyanovsk, Russia

: , 16, 2004 7:15pm     :

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Òàêèõ ïðèêîëîâ ó ìåíÿ ïîëíî. Çíàêîìàÿ èç Ìîñêâû ìíå ïðèñûëàåò èíîãäà... Ïîäêàëûâàþ
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Andrew
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Doxx ():
:bigsmile2:
Òàêèõ ïðèêîëîâ ó ìåíÿ ïîëíî. Çíàêîìàÿ èç Ìîñêâû ìíå ïðèñûëàåò èíîãäà... Ïîäêàëûâàþ

Äåëèñü ñ íàìè! Óëûáêà
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Doxx
US Patriot


: 14.06.2003
: 2082
: Ulyanovsk, Russia

: , 18, 2004 7:36pm     :

ÎÊ, ÿ îïóáëèêóþ åùå îäèí ïðèêîë, íî ìíå íóæåí ñîâåò: ñòîèò ëè â ýòîì òîïèêå îïóáëèêîâûâàòü òàêîãî ðîäà èñòîðèè? Ýòî âåäü ïîëó÷èòüñÿ îòäåëüíàÿ êíèãà, à íå ïðîñòî ñòðàíè÷êà.
Äíåâíèê êîòà:
> Âîò çà÷åì îíè íà ñàìîì äåëå ýòî äåëàþò!!!! Ëþäè íå çàâîäèòå êîøåê!!!!!
>
> 16th Såðtåmbår 2003 12:24ðm: Ñ óòðà Ýòà íå äàâàëà ïîæðàòü. Òèïà, è òàê äâå
> ìèñêè ïîëíûõ ñòîÿò. Ïðèøëîñü èçîáðàæàòü ñèðîòó. Äåëàë ÷åñòíûå
> ñòðàäàëü÷åñêèå ãëàçà, ñèðîòëèâî þòèëñÿ â ïëàñòèêîâîì ÿùèêå ñ êàðòîøêîé,
> óíûëî ãðûç ëóêîâèöó.
>
> Ýòà òàêè äàëà ïîæðàòü. Êîãäà âûõîäèëà, ïðîêàòèëñÿ êîãòÿìè ïî åå øåëêîâîìó
> øàðôèêó. Øàðôèêó àáçàö. Î÷åíü äîâîëåí.
>
> 15th Såðtåmbår 2003 11:11ðm: Íàññàë ïîä êðåñëî. Õîðîøî!
>
> 10:31ðm: Õîäèë ïî äîìó, îðàë âî âñþ ãëîòêó, ïðîñèë ìÿóñà. Íàêàïàëè
> âàëåðüÿíêó. Ëèçíóë. Çàêîïàë ýòó äðÿíü íà ìåñòå. Äîëãî, âäóì÷èâî áëåâàë íà
> êîâåð Ýòîé. Íåôèõ âñÿêîå äåðüìî ïîäñîâûâàòü.
>
> 10:24ðm: Ýòîò ïðàâèëüíûå áîòèíêè êóïèë. Ñ êîðîáêîé è øóðøàâûìè áóìàæêàìè.
> Êëî÷êè ïî âñåìó äîìó. Ëåæàë â êîðîáêå, äðàë ïîðîëîí, òåøèë ñàìîëþáèå.
> Øíóðêè Ýòîìó â íîâûõ áîòàõ óæå îòæåâàë. Ìàëî áóìàæåê. Íàäî áîëüøå.
>
> 10:16ðm: Æðàë. Äîëãî ïðèñëóøèâàëñÿ ê ñûòîìó áóëüêàíüþ â æèâîòå. À âû
> ãîâîðèòå - ìóçûêà, ìóçûêà...
>
> 5:07ðm: Èãðàë â ñòàäî áåøåíûõ áèçîíîâ. Íîñèëñÿ ïî äîìó ñî ñêîðîñòüþ ñâåòà.
> Çàáûë, ÷òî êîãòè ïîäðåçàíû, íå çàòîðìîçèë. Êëàññíî âïèñàëñÿ áàøêîé â øêàô.
> Ëåæó â êîðèäîðå, ñ÷èòàþ çâåçäî÷êè. Íàäî ñîæðàòü ëå÷åáíîãî êèòåêàòà.
>
> 4:45ðm: Â÷åðà Ýòè ìíå óñòðîèëè ôîòîñåññèþ. ß äåìîíñòðàòèâíî íàññàë â ëîòîê,
> à ïîòîì çàêàïûâàë. Ýòà ïóëåé ìåòíóëàñü çà ôîòîàïïàðàòîì è ñôîòîãðàôèðîâàëà
> ìåíÿ. À ïîòîì îíè îáà óìèëÿëèñü. Íåò áû ïîæðàòü åùå ðàç äàëè. Çðÿ ÿ,
> íàâåðíîå, â ëîòîê ñòàðàëñÿ. Â ñëåäóþùèé ðàç îáÿçàòåëüíî ìèìî èì îðãàíèçóþ.
>
> 11:02àm: Ýòà ïðîñòî äóðà êàêàÿ-òî. Óòðîì îðó åé ïðÿìûì òåêñòîì: Áàëêîí
> îòêðîéíà! Îòêðîéíà áàëêîííà! À îíà ðó÷êàìè âñïëåñêèâàåò è ãîâîðèò:
>
> îé, êîòèê, ÷åãî òû ìÿó÷åøü? È êàê Ýòîò ñ íåé æèâ¸ò?
>
> 14th Såðtåmbår 2003 11:35ðm: Íàññàë ïîä êðåñëî. Õîðîøî!
>
> 11:17ðm: Òîò, êîòîðûé íå Ýòîò, åù¸ ïî÷èùå ìåíÿ ñêîòèíà. Ñèæó ñåáå, åì ñåáå
> èç ìèñêè. Ñåë ðÿäîì è ïÿëèòñÿ â ìîþ, ÌÎÞ ìèñêó. Ãàä. Ïå÷åíêà ïîïåð¸ê
> ãëîòêè. Íî÷üþ â áîòèíêè åìó íàññó.
>
> 11:07ðm: À Ýòè èíîãäà íè÷åãî áûâàþò. Ãîòîâèëè ÷òî-òî êóðèíîå - ìíå öåëûé
> îêîðî÷îê ñêîðìèëè. Âòîðîé, ãàäû, çàæàëè. Îòîìñòèë: èçâîçèë âåñü ïîë â êóõíå
> íåäîãëîäàííûìè êîñòÿìè è ñòàùèë êóñîê ïå÷åíêè. Äîâîëåí.
>
> 13th Såðtåmbår 2003 3:54ðm: Èñïîãàíèëè âñå íà ñâåòå. Òðè äíÿ óøëè íà
> çàãàæèâàíèå ïîëà â êóõíå, à Ýòè åãî âûìûëè. Çàòî ñ õëîðêîé. Íàíþõàëñÿ
> âäðûçã. Âàëÿëñÿ ïî ïîëó, ñòîíàë, ìóð÷àë, óïèâàëñÿ, â îáùåì - êàéôîâàë.
> Äàëüøå íå ïîìíþ.
>
> 12th Såðtåmbår 2003 11:20ðm: Íàññàë ïîä êðåñëî. Õîðîøî!
>
> 11:19ðm: Èçãàäèë âåñü òóàëåò. Ýòè öåëûé äåíü çàæèìàþò íîñû è íàçûâàþò
> ñêóíñîì. Î÷åíü ãîðä ñîáîé.
>
> 11:17ðm: Ïðèøåë Òîò, êîòîðûé íå Ýòîò. Ïðèíåñ äðÿíè âñÿêîé. Â ëþáèìóþ
> ìèñî÷êó íàëèë ïèâà è ðÿäîì ÷èïñîâ ïîëîæèë. Ïîïðîáîâàë ? äðÿíü êàêàÿ-òî.
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> Ôóôåë áóìàæíûé. Â ïðîøëûé ðàç ìàðòèíè ñ òîíèêîì ïðèíåñëè - âîò òîãäà çíàòíî
> íàëèçàëñÿ. Ìó÷àëñÿ ñóøíÿêîì, áëåâàë ïîòîì. Íàäî åùå ïîïðîñèòü.
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> 11:48àm: Ñëó÷àéíî çàãëÿíóë â õîëîäèëüíèê. Ñâîëî÷è! Äëÿ ìîåé åäû ó íèõ
> òîëüêî îäíà ïîëêà, îñòàëüíûå äâå çàâàëåíû êàêîé-òî õðåíüþ! Îòîìñòèë.
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> Íàññàë íà êîâðèê â âàííîé. Äà-äà, â ñàìóþ ñåðåäèíó.
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> 11:45àm: Ê Ýòîé ïðèåõàëà Êàêàÿ-òî òàì. Ïðèâåçëà ñóìêó è êàêîé-òî íåíàø
> çàïàõ. Ñïàë â å¸ ñóìêå, îñòàâèë â ïîäàðîê ïîëêèëî øåðñòè. Ïîöàðàïàë ñâèòåð,
> ïîðâàë, ÷òî òàì ñâåðõó ëåæàëî. Ïðè îòúåçäå åù¸ ïîöàðàïàþ åé ðóêó íà ïàìÿòü
> - â êëî÷üÿ ïîðâó, ÷òîá íàäîëãî çàïîìíèëè.
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> 11th Såðtåmbår 2003 11:02ðm: Íàññàë ïîä êðåñëî. Õîðîøî!
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> 8:13ðm: Âëåç çà ïëèòó íà êóõíå. Äîëãî äóìàë î ñìûñëå æèçíè. Ðåôëåêñèðîâàë.
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> ×åðåç 5 ìèíóò âûøåë ïîæðàòü.
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> 4:21ðm: Ðàçäåðáàíèë ïà÷êó ñèãàðåò Ýòîãî. Ïîæåâàë. Âñòàâëÿåò. Íàäî áóäåò
> ïîïðîáîâàòü ñî÷åòàòü - ó Ýòîãî ïåðåòü ñèãàðåòû, ó Ýòîé êîôå. Íå çíàþ ïîêà,
> ÷òî ïîëó÷èòñÿ, íî íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé ïîïðîøó ñíîâà ïîäðåçàòü ìíå êîãòè.
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> 3:49ðm: Óòðîì Òîò, êîòîðûé íå Ýòîò, êàêîãî-òî ïñà âûíåñ ìóñîð. Êîïàòüñÿ
> íåãäå. Ïîë çàãàäèòü ðàçâå ÷òî øåðñòüþ. Èëè âñå ìèñêè ñî ñòîëà ñâîðîòèòü.
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> Íàäî îáäóìàòü. Ïðèä¸ò Òîò, êîòîðûé íå Ýòîò, îòöàðàïàþ åìó ÷òî-íèáóäü.
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> 2:33ðm: Òî÷èë êîãòè î ïîäóøêó Ýòîãî. Ïðîòî÷èë å¸ íàñêâîçü. Îáíàðóæèë âíóòðè
> ïåðüÿ - ãîíÿë ïî âñåìó äîìó. Ñàìûå ëó÷øèå ñîáðàë â êó÷ó è ñâåðõó íàññàë. Íà
> âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé ñïðÿòàëñÿ ïîä äèâàí. Ïðåäâàðèòåëüíî ïîæðàë, ÷òîáû äî âå÷åðà
> íå óìåðåòü îò ãîëîäà.
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> 12:03ðm: Ýòà óòðîì ïîäîðâàëàñü - è â äóø. Ìèìî êóõíè. Íå ïîëîæèâ ìíå åäû.
> Ïîîðàë íåìíîãî - íå ïîìîãëî. Âûðûë èç ëîòêà âåñü íàïîëíèòåëü è ñëîæèë êó÷åé
> â ñåðåäèíå òóàëåòà. Íàññàë ñâåðõó. Õîòåë åù¸ ïëàêàò ïðîòåñòà íàïèñàòü, íî
> Ýòà âäðóã ñîîáðàçèëà, ÷òî ÿ ìîãó ïîõóäåòü. Íè÷åãî, öåëûé äåíü Ýòèõ äîìà íå
> áóäåò, ÿ èì åù¸ öåëûé òðàêòàò âûññó.
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> 10th Såðtåmbår 2003 11:31ðm: Ôðóñòðèðóþ. ß íå ñëèøêîì ìíîãî ññó?
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: 10.03.2003
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Î÷åíü ñ÷àõèâàåò ïî ñòèëþ íà Õðîíèêè ëàáîðàòîðèè. Ó òåáÿ åùå ÷òî-òî òàêîå åñòü? À òî ìåíÿ î÷åíü ïðèêàëûâàþò òàêèå ðàññêàçû. ß Õðîíèêè íàâåðíîå óæå ðàçà òðè-÷åòûðå ïåðå÷èòûâàë
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White Owl
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: 10.03.2003
: 2452
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: , 18, 2004 8:13pm     :

Ýòî áûë êóñîê ÆÆ îò ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ ñÊîòèíà... ìåñÿöà äâà íàçàä îíî áûëî î÷åíü ïîïóëÿðíî.
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: 14.06.2003
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Slava ():
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Î÷åíü ñ÷àõèâàåò ïî ñòèëþ íà Õðîíèêè ëàáîðàòîðèè. Ó òåáÿ åùå ÷òî-òî òàêîå åñòü? À òî ìåíÿ î÷åíü ïðèêàëûâàþò òàêèå ðàññêàçû. ß Õðîíèêè íàâåðíîå óæå ðàçà òðè-÷åòûðå ïåðå÷èòûâàë

Íàâðÿäëè. ß ñàì íå ëàçèþ ïî òàêèì ñàéòàì, çà íåèìåíèåì âðåìåíè. Âñÿêèå ïðèêîëû ïîñòîÿííî ïðèñûëàåò çíàêîìàÿ èç Ìîñêâû. Ó ìåíÿ íåò îïðåäåëåííîé òåìàòèêè.
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Íàâðÿäëè. ß ñàì íå ëàçèþ ïî òàêèì ñàéòàì, çà íåèìåíèåì âðåìåíè. Âñÿêèå ïðèêîëû ïîñòîÿííî ïðèñûëàåò çíàêîìàÿ èç Ìîñêâû. Ó ìåíÿ íåò îïðåäåëåííîé òåìàòèêè.

Íó òîãäà íàäî äîãîâîðèòüñÿ êóäà òû ìîæåøü ýòî âñå âûâàëèñü, ÷òîáû ìû òîæå ïîïðèêàëûâàëèñü
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: 01.03.2003
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: , 19, 2004 4:45am     :

Slava ():
Íó òîãäà íàäî äîãîâîðèòüñÿ êóäà òû ìîæåøü ýòî âñå âûâàëèñü, ÷òîáû ìû òîæå ïîïðèêàëûâàëèñü

Äà ïðÿìî çäåñü ìîæíî. Åñòü æåëàíèå – îòêðîé íîâûé òîïèê, è òàì ïèøè.

Ñàìà õðîíèêà ýòîãî êîòà ìíå íå î÷åíü ïîíðàâèëàñü. Îñîáåííî åñëè ñ çàéöåì ñðàâíèâàòü Ïîäêàëûâàþ.
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: 10.03.2003
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: , 19, 2004 6:20am     :

Òàêèõ çâåðåé óáèâàòü íàäî. Ìåäëåííî è ìó÷èòåëüíî! Ïîäêàëûâàþ
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: , 19, 2004 7:23am     :

À ÿ âäîâîëü íàñìåÿëñÿ, à ïîòîì ìû ñ íàøèì ïðîãðàììèñòîì ñìåÿëèñü äî ñëåç. Õîðîøî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ êîòà äîìà íåò, à òî ïðèøëîñü áû åãî ïðèáèòü Ñìåõ Ñìåõ
Dina
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: 03.02.2004
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: , 19, 2004 7:11pm     :

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Ïðîãðàììèñò íàçâàë ñûíà âåðñèåé 2.0
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Wife Upgrade

Dear Tech Support,

I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but UN-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe

Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the "ESC" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support.
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