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Andrew Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷
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: 01.03.2003 : 10421 : Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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: , 11, 2005 12:16pm : Äóðàöêèå çàêîíû ÑØÀ |
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Çàáàâíàÿ ññûëêà: http://mazi.com.ru/dumblaws/usa00.html
Ê ïðèìåðó, â Øòàòå Ìåéí, ãäå ÿ áûë ëåòîì 2003 ãîäà:
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Çàêîíû Øòàòà
 öåðêîâü íåîáõîäèìî áðàòü îðóæèå íà ñëó÷àé íàïàäåíèÿ êîðåííûõ æèòåëåé Àìåðèêè.
Âû áóäåòå îøòðàôîâàíû, åñëè äî 14 ÿíâàðÿ âû íå ñíÿëè íîâîãîäíèå óêðàøåíèÿ.
Íåëüçÿ âûõîäèòü èç ñàìîëåòà âî âðåìÿ ïîëåòà.
Ãîðîäñêèå Çàêîíû
Augusta
Ïðîòèâîçàêîííî èäòè ïî óëèöå è èãðàòü íà ñêðèïêå.
Portland
Øíóðêè îáÿçàòåëüíî äîëæíû áûòü çàâÿçàíû, êîãäà âû èäåòå ïî óëèöå. |
Ïîêà ÿ æèë òàì, îêàçûâàåòñÿ, áûë ïðåñòóïíèêîì, òàê êàê õîäèë â öåðêîâü áåç îðóæèÿ è ïðî øíóðêè â Ïîðòëåíäå íå óâåðåí ![Ñìåõ](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ ![](http://gerasimov.org/forum/images/hat.gif) |
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Andrew Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷
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: 01.03.2003 : 10421 : Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Òåõàñ, êàê è ïîëîæåíî, ðóëèò!
Çäåñü òîëüêî âûáîðî÷íî:
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 ñîîòâåòñòâèå ñ ïðèíÿòûì íåäàâíî çàêîíîì, ëèöî, ñîáèðàþùååñÿ ñîâåðøèòü ïðåñòóïëåíèå, äîëæíî çà ñóòêè äî ýòîãî èçâåñòèòü ñâîþ æåðòâó, ïèñüìåííî èëè óñòíî, ñ îáúÿñíåíèÿìè ïðè÷èí è ñóùíîñòè ãîòîâÿùåãîñÿ ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ.
Çàïðåùàåòñÿ âåñòè ìàøèíó áåç ñòåêëîî÷èñòèòåëåé ëîáîâîãî ñòåêëà. Íå îáÿçàòåëüíî èìåòü ëîáîâîå ñòåêëî, íî ñòåêëîî÷èñòèòåëè äîëæíû áûòü â ëþáîì ñëó÷àå.
Çàïðåùàåòñÿ ñòðåëÿòü â áèçîíîâ ñî âòîðîãî ýòàæà îòåëÿ.
Çàïðåùåíî äåëàòü áîëüøå òðåõ ãëîòêîâ ïèâà ñòîÿ.
Çàïðåùåíî äîèòü ÷óæóþ êîðîâó.
Dallas:
Çàïðåùåíî èìåòü ôàëëîèìèòàòîðû åñòåñòâåííûõ ðàçìåðîâ.
El Paso:
 öåðêâÿõ, îòåëÿõ, îáùåñòâåííûõ çàëàõ, ðûíêàõ, ìàãàçèíàõ, áàíêàõ, íà âîêçàëàõ è â áàðàõ äîëæíî èìåòüñÿ ðîâíî ñòîëüêî ïëåâàòåëüíèö è òàêèõ ðàçìåðîâ, ÷òîáû îíè ìîãëè âìåñòèòü â ñåáÿ âñå ïëåâêè.
Houston:
Ïèâî çàïðåùåíî ïðîäàâàòü ïîñëå ïîëóíî÷è â âîñêðåñåíüå, íî åãî ìîæíî ïðîäàâàòü â ïîíåäåëüíèê.
Richardson:
Çàïðåùàåòñÿ ïîìåùàòü òàáëè÷êó ñ íàäïèñüþ "ïðîäàåòñÿ" íà ìàøèíó, åñëè îíà âèäíà ñ óëèöû.
Temple
 ïèâíîé ìîæíî åçäèòü íà ëîøàäè.
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FFresh Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
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: 13.11.2004 : 470 : Moscow
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Íó ÷òî çà ìàðàçì òàêîé ))
À åñëè ó ìåíÿ îðóæèÿ íåò? È ÷òî ïîäðàçóìåâàåòñÿ ïîý ýòèì ñàìûì îðóæèåì? Àâòîìàò èíòåðåñíî ìîæíî )
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Íåëüçÿ âûõîäèòü èç ñàìîëåòà âî âðåìÿ ïîëåòà.
Ãîðîäñêèå Çàêîíû
Augusta
Ïðîòèâîçàêîííî èäòè ïî óëèöå è èãðàòü íà ñêðèïêå.
Portland
Øíóðêè îáÿçàòåëüíî äîëæíû áûòü çàâÿçàíû, êîãäà âû èäåòå ïî óëèöå. |
Ýòî ïðÿì êàê àíåêäîò êàêîé-òî ) À ÷òî òàêîãî ïëîõîãî â òîì, ÷òî ÷åëîâåê èä¸ò ïî óëèöå è èãðàåò íà ñêðèïêå?
Îäèí ñïëîøíîé ËÎË ![Ñìåõ](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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Masha Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
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: 18.01.2004 : 464 : Izhevsk, Russia
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Andrew (): |
Òåõàñ, êàê è ïîëîæåíî, ðóëèò!
Çäåñü òîëüêî âûáîðî÷íî:
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Çàïðåùåíî äåëàòü áîëüøå òðåõ ãëîòêîâ ïèâà ñòîÿ.
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À ÿ ýòîò íàðóøàëà... ïîñòîÿííî ![Ïîäêàëûâàþ](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
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Vecar Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
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: 14.11.2004 : 315 : Çåëåíîãðàä
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"Êîãäà ÿ ïðèåçæàþ â ÷óæóþ ñòðàíó, ÿ íèêîãäà íå ñïðàøèâàþ, õîðîøèå òàì çàêîíû èëè ïëîõèå. ß ñïðàøèâàþ òîëüêî, èñïîëíÿþòñÿ ëè îíè..." _________________ -Whatever happened to 'please' and 'thank you'?
-I think they've killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals |
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FFresh Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
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: 13.11.2004 : 470 : Moscow
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"Êîãäà ÿ ïðèåçæàþ â ÷óæóþ ñòðàíó, ÿ íèêîãäà íå ñïðàøèâàþ, õîðîøèå òàì çàêîíû èëè ïëîõèå. ß ñïðàøèâàþ òîëüêî, èñïîëíÿþòñÿ ëè îíè..." |
Ýòî ÷üÿ-òî öèòàòà? ![Óëûáêà](images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
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White Owl Øòàòíûé çàíóäà
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: 10.03.2003 : 2452 : USA, New York City
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FFresh (): |
Vecar (): |
"Êîãäà ÿ ïðèåçæàþ â ÷óæóþ ñòðàíó, ÿ íèêîãäà íå ñïðàøèâàþ, õîðîøèå òàì çàêîíû èëè ïëîõèå. ß ñïðàøèâàþ òîëüêî, èñïîëíÿþòñÿ ëè îíè..." |
Ýòî ÷üÿ-òî öèòàòà? ![Óëûáêà](images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
Ñ÷èòàé ýòî ðóêîâîäñòâîì ê äåéñòâèþ. |
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